Had a good time until he said : Creative men live longer.
I immediately ask him what about women? He said, he don't know. The information is from some study done long ago. And before I could continue questioning him, the girls started giving me looks: "Don't you dare, behave yourself, don't scare him away, we love him!"
So I stopped. Apparently, according to him (or that study) creative men maybe better able to cope with stress & it's harmful effects.
Yeah right .....Right the top of my head I was thinking of Steve Jobs, what happened to him than?
As if he could read my thoughts, he immediately go: "I know you might be wondering about people like Steve Jobs." Wow... so now wonder Boy is psychic as well. Then he go : "with every Steve Jobs, there's a Bill Gates & Warren Buffet ,who are still alive and kicking!"
It went downhill from there. For the rest of the night, I started drinking as I realize, I must have made a bad impression. The night went on without much fuss, then he suddenly turn to me & ask: "Why are you so quiet?" That took me by surprise, I choked on my drink, I'm serious, & that made everyone laughed. Now they are laughing at me, so embarrassing. I need to come back with something witty. No I can't , nothing came to mind. Apparently the brain stopped working when one choke. He went all apologetic & go : " Are you OK?"
Idiot ... of course I'm not! I quickly excuse myself & went to the ladies to compose my self. One of the girls came along 'to make sure I'm ok' .... I almost rolled my eyes at that.
Once in the ladies she kept laughing !!!! Well it's pretty funny, so I laughed along, that kinda ease the embarrassment a little.
By the time I got back, I'm ready to face him again. Guess what, He has left! What ???? He has to get back home, his dog is sick! Huh ????
Tequila....yum ! |